Vacuum Cleaners

Oreck XL21 Vacuum Cleaner Infomercial Part 1

admin — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 09:18:35 +0000

OreckDirect asked:

A 7000-lb truck runs over a 9-lb Oreck XL21 vacuum cleaner! Will it still work? Also see demonstrations of impeccable 1-pass cleaning and feather-light handling; watch the XL21 clear out a smoke chamber to prove that it filters the air as it vacuums the floors; and see the famous scene where the compact canister vac picks up a 16-lb. bowling ball. You receive the $200 canister vacuum free when you purchase an XL21 and a $130 cordless steam iron just for trying!

Why, why, why?

admin — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 07:43:53 +0000

celestina asked:

Why, Why, Why ...
By Veronica Kavanagh

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds when they already know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

Why doesnt Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an S in the word lisp?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, Its all right? Well, it isnt all right, so why dont we say, That really hurt, why dont you watch where youre going?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something thats falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my favorite

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friendsif theyre okay, then its you.

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Serious Questions?

admin — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 09:06:47 +0000

cutegir11 asked:

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

Why does someone
Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
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If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?
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Is there ever a day that mattresses
Are not on sale?
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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
______________________________________

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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MACC has some serious questions to answer!!! ???? I am Eve

Do you think its wrong that in the toy store, boys have all the fun stuff, and in the girls section they have?

admin — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:56:58 +0000

Twizler asked:

Toy vacuum cleaners, mops, pretend kitchens and stuff like that?? Isnt that kind of wrong? Seriously.
I have two daughters and a son, so I have noticed the difference in the selection, fyi.

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What do you think of this men, and women?

admin — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:26:42 +0000

xenypoo asked:

MAN I'M TIRED!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. -

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,

awakened the kids, set out their school clothes,

fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,

drove them to school,

came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

took it to the cleaners and

stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries,

paid the bills and balanced the check book.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds,

do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and

Mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and

got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and

got the kids organized to do their homework,

then set up the ironing board and

watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and

washing vegetables for salad,

breaded the pork chops and

snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,

ran the dishwasher,

folded laundry,

bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished,

he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:

-"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my

wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us

trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months though. You got pregnant last night."

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